Pants on the Ground!

Since when did it become a new fashion craze to show people your underwear? Soon enough people will be showing their bras or possibly even going commando. Do people really need to see your ass outline? We can see it perfectly find with your pants at your waist. Sure, boxers may be comfortable and free, but keep them free in your pants please.
Have these people ever heard of a belt? It’s the thing that goes through those loops on the top of your child-labor made pants. Yes, those small holes are meant for an article of clothing to keep your pants off the ground. Pretty sure if people can afford to ruin $130 fabricated leggings, than they can go out and purchase a $8 belt that will last longer than the pants do.
Where’s the wooden spoon when you need it?
Are these kids asking for a wedgie? Everyone remembers getting one of those fantastic rash-causing rides and the gangsters and wiggers (can’t say the N word) are giving everyone primal opportunity. All someone has to do is sneak up on their prey and set the attack, almost as if you were watching an episode of Animal Planet: The hunter and the deer. Only usually the prey knows something is going to happen and is able to get away untouched.
Every person who sees the wondrous creature wants to know how they do not trip and fall every 2 seconds. Seriously, people with pants on their waists trip more than they do and that should not be happening! Restricting the movement of their ankles and feet should provide enough resistance to force their legs to twist and turn in a waltz of utter catastrophe causing bubbly red scars to cover their bare legs as they fall onto the cold, grey cement.
Girls find this sense of style quite appealing... for the most part. Attractive girls get to see their boyfriends assets and grab them, making the boy feel fantastic and possibly too excited. With their pants on the ground, you are able to see anything and that is like live porn... unwanted.
Do everyone a favor and please pull up your trousers. No one needs to see your tight, delicious booty when you are walking down the street. Your boxers need to be kept in the shadow of your pants and locked away where no one can see them. It looks like you are about to take the voyage of crapping in public.
Don’t make me grab a wooden spoon.